Злая космическая женщина Добрый вечер!

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Старый Новый год

Вареники via номад

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Нашел тут...

К образу чеченца я еще и ДПА синтезировал и взорвал. Но это уже другая история, про разорванное ведро и воронку

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Мужской или женский характер?

Мужчина на все сто! Решительность, самостоятельность, независимость - вот твои сильные стороны. Ты умеешь быть опорой для других и знаешь,зачем живешь на этом свете. Твои жизненные принципы могут вызывать уважение у многих людей. Молоток, а не парень - так говорят про тебя другие. И этим можно гордиться.

Пройти тест

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Жесткий стеб, пародия на Iron Maiden (Злая космическая женщина - ты там есть =))

Текст

Forgive me, oh mum and dad
For the telecom sent the bill with wrath,
But i believed that the call was short
Let him who hasn't a girlfriend
Go and call the number of the bitch
Even if it is an expensive number, this number is 166 166 166

I was alone, I took the phone,
I needed time to think the number I saw on tv
Who did I hear! can I believe
A pack of horny lesbians howling back at me
I've always thought, I've always dreamed
Of magic whores to come and perform sodomy
'Cos in my dreams, it's always there
One dirty slut who takes my dick orgasming to despair

Night was black and I wanted to fuck
I've passed all night to see , Rocco's films on tv
In Netherlands the whores are close at hand
But in Italy, they're pretty hard to see

166 the number of the bitch
Hot chat line is going on tonight

You can go on , ‘till the end of the road
You just have to be aware, shemales who hide out there
In the night, cars’ lights are flashing bright
Bitch-hunting has begun, sexual work is done !

166 the numer of the bitch
30 euro the price for you and me

Pigs and gays, and everyone who says
" I am too arrapate, to stop to masturbate"
Take the phone, order some whores at home
They come to...make it rise and melt it down like ice

166 the number of the bitch
144 the number of the whore

To a sexy shop, I will return
And I will get more videos and hotter stuff of porn
I have the programs on pay TV
I have the hands to make libido take its course

@музыка: Nanowar - Number of the bitch

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Самое страшное, когда человек, которого ты любишь, пристрастился к алкоголю под влиянием третьих лиц, и высказывает прямые оскорбления в твой адрес, не брезгуя пару раз назвать тебя "мудаком" "сволочью" и послать на хуй. И при всем этом - оставить тебя виноватым. И источая запах перегара лежать и с ненавистью смотреть на тебя, отчаянно подчеркивая свое обиженное положение.

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Случайный прогноз на 2011 год

Пойти получить свой случайный прогноз на 2011 год: uborshizzza.livejournal.com/1214248.html

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Мы с женой,  dissociative identity disorder, купили стремянку.
Теперь она стоит на ней, посреди комнаты, и лижет потолок....

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Собираюсь продавать Daewoo Nexia 98г GLE 8кл, ГБО (сертифицированное), 170к пробег. Ржавчины нет, на ходу.

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Моногамность

Я понял почему мне никогда не хотелось "налево"!

Дело в том, что когда у тебя две женщины- надо уделять внимание и той, и другой, притом так- чтобы они друг о друге не узнали.
А у меня всегда было 2 работы, им тоже надо уделять время, и тоже нельзя- чтобы они узнали друг о друге

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Вот работу доделаю, прогрею машину - и за подарками жене =))

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Я проверил свои знания русского языка и получил пятерку. Сходи, проверься?

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welcome  Negative Cat

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The ruin of your face
Pours down like lead tears
As you sit by my side
Confess to me your fears
Drink deep the wreck of me
My body is a funeral

I fail to find comfort
In your pale cold eyes
Worn loosely about me
You hang there dying off me
Deep in the misery
Of my long arms, weeping
I cradle your tired head
This moment for the keeping

Her hand raised from the shadows in silence
Like a dying victim of a biblical plague
A strange mix of innocence and horror
Gushed from her red rimmed and swollen eyes
Resentment conquers sympathy and I turn my back
Her burning stare, like a minute blazing suns
Roars into the back of my head
And I simply move away

I will sing you this song of
All my pain, so listen
Great roaring, tears pouring
Down unto me from my lover
The winter in your soul
Has frozen me forever

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This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again

Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land

Lost in a roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah

There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the king's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby

Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold

The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest

The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us

The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...fuck you

C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

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In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Honey
Don't you Know That I Love You?
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Baby
Don't you Know That I'll Always Be True?

Oh Won't you Come With Me
And Take My Hand?
Oh Won't you Come With Me
And Walk This Land?

Please Take My Hand...
Let Me Tell Ya Now

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Honey
Don't you Know That I Love You?
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Baby
Don't you Know That I'll Always Be True?

Oh Won't you Come With Me
And Take My Hand?
Oh Won't you Come With Me
And Walk This Land?

Please Take My Hand...

Let Me Tell Ya

Two, Three, Four!

In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Honey
Don't you Know That I Love You?
In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Baby
Don't you Know That I'll Always Be True?